Let Me Entertain You!

Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chloe is bossing me around like a dona! What did you do?!? Hahahahahaha.

I think Chloe has the makings of an entertainer. Just last night, we put her in TIMEOUT for throwing paper clips all over the floor. First I tell her to go to the corner and she tells me, "No!" Not to be defeated so easily, I led her to the corner where she put on a screaming show. After a while of us staring at her, she stops, squints her eyes real tight to make tears fall out. I tell you, I wanted to burst out laughing... it looked like she was trying to put on the tears to get us to soften up! My gosh, she's starting young...

Plus last night, she attempted to give me the run-around. First, she asks if she can watch "Monsters" (the cartoon from Pixar). I tell her nope, it too late for that (it was 11pm). Then she asks if she can watch Dora -- and I say yes, because truthfully, it lasts all of 15 minutes. So she tells me, "Dora only, Mommy?" And I say "Yes, Dora only." She answers, "Monsters only?" And I'm like ye... wait she said Monsters! Then I say, "Chloe, Dora only!" Then she says, "Monsters also?" She's trying to trick me! Silly child!

We were woken up this morning to yells of "Wake up! Stand up!" from Chloe. I could hardly believe it.

Oh and yeah, she calls the "Octopus" bath toy we bought her "Octoban". And even insists that we're wrong about "Octopus".

This kid is getting a little too smart.